why dont they make black forks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

thomas!!!!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Justin with a hat.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

The Holocaust

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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