- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Your mom is so nice.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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