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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Im taking a shit right now.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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