- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a random Anti joke.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Sex vagina. lol.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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