Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Im taking a shit right now.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Your Mom

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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