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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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