"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Anti Joke

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