- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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