Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Women's Rights.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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