What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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did you stub your toe?

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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