- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

hard cheese

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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