- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Robin get in the batmobile!

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

the midget went to the midget store

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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