what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

an ethopian thanksgiving

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Girls soccer

Women's Rights

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

the holocaust

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Barack Obama plays basketball

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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