- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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