- Anti Joke

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Good afternoon.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Female rights.

Knock knock Shut up

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

ask me if im a door yes