Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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