Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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