What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Alex Gedrose.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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