Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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