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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Oh, right

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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