4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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when debbie meets downer

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Anti Joke

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