Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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