- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

why are balck people black because they are

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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