Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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A person from Singapore eats

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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