Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What does water taste like? Water

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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