- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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