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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

The Female Orgasm

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

women's rights

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Where's the soap?

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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