- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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