what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Major League Soccer

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Anti Joke

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