- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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