DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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The WNBA

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Nick Cannon

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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