Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Happy Monday!

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tommy is retared

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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Anti Joke

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