Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Phew... it's gone.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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