- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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