Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Tough crowd tonight...

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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ejaculation JLR

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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