- Anti Joke

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What can fly? Lots of things

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money