How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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speech and debate.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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