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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Who is John Galt?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

I have a gay camel

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

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