- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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