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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Make me famous

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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