Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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