- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

i am and me is i

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Women's Rights.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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