- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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