Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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