What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

An Englishman walks into a bar.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Anti Joke

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