what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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3 like an eel

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Praise Paisley

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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