1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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