what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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mark is life

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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