What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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I have a gay camel

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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