- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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