A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Hello

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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