- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

what did the farmer do? plant

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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