- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

So a horse walks into a barn.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't february march Because april may

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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