Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Jayden Eccles

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Soccer...

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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This is an anti-joke.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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