Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why is the ground wet It rained

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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