- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Two guys walk into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Woman's Rights

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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