- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What is long and black? The line at KFC

What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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