What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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