What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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purple pickles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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