Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Poop!!

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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The Holocaust

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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