What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Anti Joke

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