- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

womens rights

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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