What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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