Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Religion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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shut up kobe!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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