- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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