What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Where's my tractor?

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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