- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Do you love me? No.

Your mother is average.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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