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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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