What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

sorry got to poo

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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